oh my god there’s a gif of him now omg omg
WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHERE CAN I LOVE HIM.
That’s my friend’s boyfriend. This is so funny seeing him on tumblr. Lmao
one of the best things on the internet imo
I like to say Broseidon: God of the Brocean.
- me: hi i am calling about a hamster i bought from your store
- pet smart lady: yes?
- me: ok well it has a very large growth on its butt and im wondering if its like a tumor or a cist or something?
- pet smart lady: um well we only sell males here so that is it's testicles
- me: oh my god are you serious
- pet smart lady: yes
- me: you dont understand the stuff hes got goin on down there is huge
- pet smart lady: yes well that is his testicles
- me: oh my god
Theater, I want to get in it.
I want to get into theater but I don’t at the same time because I am kinda bad at acting yet it sounds fun! Any tips?
I hate High school bus drivers.
So today, I was waiting for my friend at the bus when I realized he MUST be looking for me. So I went back inside the high school to see if I could find him but when I texted him he said he was already on the bus. So I ran outside and saw the bus leaving, so I ran over to the bus and was trying to tell him to let me on. But the bastard fucking left me at the high school, so I had to walk like 2 miles to this bowling alley when someone I knew finally saw me and drove me to my friends house.
I fucking hate high school bus drivers.
